I will omit the obvious details here, as the media coverage generated around an insignificant incident is probably enough to be considered a contributing factor to global warming.
When revisiting the scene of the incident for the Best Team Error of 2023, it is worth contemplating how the swift removal of Otmar Szafanuer solved the “French team’s” problems.
With a typical gesture of French nonchalance, we can confidently state: “No, that is not the case.” It turns out that Otmar, along with Alan Permane and Pat Fry, were perhaps the only experienced people in the world of car racing. Their two drivers – Esteban Ocon and Pierre Gasly – put an end to their conflicts on the track, allowing them to achieve some remarkable results.
That is, until the rest of the competitors passed them as if their power unit had smoked sixty Gauloises cigarettes a day for three decades. Renault failed to provide a satisfactory engine and support Szafanuer in building his team. The result: Alpine is in a sorry state, languishing at the back of the grid. Bravo, guys!
The marketing of the Australian/Italian driver may have helped prevent a decline in performance in F1 so far. However, when Alan Jones feels compelled to express an opinion, it is as if someone has just stepped on his career.
Presumably, the bars have recently closed, and the former Australian Formula 1 world champion has turned to watching DTS 6 to catch up. There are suggestions that time is running out for the friendly driver, as well as Flavio’s chances of returning to manage a Formula 1 team.
Only a well-deserved victory can rescue him from a permanent role of holding a microphone in the F1 Paddock Club.
With Liam Lawson and Ollie Bearman circling like two hungry eagles, Logan Sargeant also seems to be in a precarious position. It won’t be long before he is asked to close the garage door from the outside. Williams seems to be on the rise, unlike Sargeant, who seems to have brought his 2023 problems into 2024; consistently at the back of the grid and a lap down on arrival. Even the steady James Vowles is starting to shake his head.
The team must feel like a wounded man surrounded by two formidable opponents. The opponents being the Aston Martin in the hands of Alonso and, of course, the McLarens.
Red Bull and Ferrari have already said their goodbyes and left. Meanwhile, the Silver Arrows now face a real risk of falling to fourth place in the F1 constructors’ hierarchy; a ranking position they must have forgotten over the years.
George Russell seems to have already stood out in the challenge, while unfortunately, Lewis Hamilton seems to just complain about the car. Yes, it’s not ideal, but hey, it’s time to stand out and show us some “hammer time”; we miss that! So now we will have to wait and see what Melbourne has in store for us. In the meantime, be resourceful, Daniel, and throw another shrimp on the paddock barbecue.